What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
