History jokes
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...