History jokes
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.