History jokes
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Ready when you are, KK.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.