What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
Alexander The Grape
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. See, there was this big shot named "Alexander the Great" who conquered a whole lotta places back in the day. But this joke swaps "Great" for "Grape" because, get this, grapes are purple. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda dumb, just like your questions.
Phil Lundstrom
And here I thought it was Atilla the Plum.
Bob Doolittle
What's black and white and conquered the world? Attila the Nun