World War jokes

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

How much did the haulla-cost?

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

What's the difference between you and Hitler?

Hitler knew when to kill himself.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A: One got to finish a race.

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”