Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
IN THE MORNING AT 6:30 AM
Teacher : who fought in the world war I ME : Trump & Biden Teacher: Oh ok ..... well good job class see you tomorrow and study your books
AFTER SCHOOL
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing ''She looks at her clock'' Teacher : And now I am sewed
Steel led to world war 2
How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back
*World war 2 going on and then stops* Me: I guess you vould say it was a gory-ious battle.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
i heard world war 500000 in my parents
Why did Germany win World war two? Wait- thats not right... um... excuse me while i look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
What's a cow's favourite war?
World War Moo
