World War jokes
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Steel led to World War 2.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.