World War jokes
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Adolf Hitler
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
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What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Steel led to World War 2.