World War

World War Jokes

Hitler

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

German

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

Hitler

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

How much did the haulla-cost?

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  • World War 2

    When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

    Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

    Memes

    Hitler

    What's the difference between you and Hitler?

    Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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  • Hitler

    what's the difference between hitler and you?

    one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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  • Difference

    Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

    A: One got to finish a race.

    Gun

    I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”

    Firework

    I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.

    Hitler

    Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

    A: Adlof-in.

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  • 2020

    I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

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  • Hitler

    "Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

    Hitler: "Mine less, then."

    Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

    Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

    Depression

    Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

    Oven

    What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

    “Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”