What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Dead Baby vs. Isaac Newton
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of ever understanding advanced physics. The setup compares a dead baby to Isaac Newton, a super-smart scientist dude. The punchline? Newton died a virgin, implying the baby never had a chance to not be a virgin since it's... you know... dead. Your brain is probably still buffering, huh?