History jokes
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Memes
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!