History jokes
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!