History jokes
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.