They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Get confused with Confucius!
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Get pranked, bozo!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
