History

History jokes

PTSD

    • We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

    He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

    History memes

    Class

    • Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

    Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

    Dad

    • Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

    The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

    First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

    Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

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    • Tower

    • Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

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    • Oral

    • It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

    Weird.

    Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

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