History jokes
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier? “Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...