I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Pessi's Penalty Extinction
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is saying that Pessi (that's Lionel Messi, dummy) is such a bad player that his penalty kick was so off, it flew all the way to Mars, bounced back, and wiped out the dinosaurs! It's like saying your mom jokes are so bad, they cause natural disasters!
watersharky
oh now ur in the Movie Back To The Future who are u Doc?