Her jokes

Wife

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

Woman

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Guy

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

Yo Momma

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Grandma

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

Memes

Friend

That one friend who decides her life is a lie after her crush don´t like her back.

A person with black painted eyebrows, eyelashes, and lips. There is no text on the image.

Time

How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Emo

Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?

Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!

Nun

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

KFC

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

Girl

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Fire

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.