Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about your mom being ancient. Like, she was around for the very first Christmas, which makes her older than dirt. It's a 'yo mama' joke, but instead of roasting her looks or intelligence (which you lack), it's all about her age. Oof, you probably thought Christmas was just about presents, didn't you?