Blanket History

My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the storyteller's mom is yapping about some boring blanket history, right? But all our storyteller can think about is how they were crankin' it under that very blanket. It's funny 'cause it's awkward and a bit naughty. You probably have never had seggs tho, just sayin'.

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