I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
Hot Dog Magic Trick
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, you little dingus. This is a joke about a dude tricking his mom into performing a sexual act (that's the "hot dog" part) only to then smack her in the face with a pie. The punchline is that, despite the weirdness, the mom admits the son was technically correct because she ended up with a hot dog and cream pie experience. You probably think jokes like this are peak comedy, because you have an IQ of 70 and probably smell like feet.