My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Super Smart Daughter
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that the person thinks their daughter is "super smart," but the punchline is that she pours her drinks on the floor. So, she's not actually smart, she's just making a mess. Also, the author thinks their daughter is intelligent, which proves that the author is an idiot.