Her jokes
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.