Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Her Jokes
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
