Her jokes
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!