Her jokes

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.