Her jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.

How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.