Her jokes
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.