Pizza and Abortion Services

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

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Alright listen up, genius. So, like, the person is calling their sister, right? But the sister answers the phone pretending to be a pizza place AND an abortion clinic at the same time. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda messed up, like your hairline.

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