Center jokes
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.