Center jokes
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.