Center Jokes

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me

a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.

The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.


I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center

Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”