Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me
Why was the tower of Pisa was leaning
They had better reflexes then the trading center
WELCOME TO THE FAST FOOD DIVORCE CENTER WHERE YESTERDAYS LIES ARE TODAYS FRIES
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
Left, center,right and apolitical also skeptical are also a joke.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries, we lost the trading center
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center
me: says to kid at adoption center you adopted me and kid: hug
thought this sight needed a little bit of nice jokes
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??
I don't know, I just fly the drone
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
