Center jokes

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Son: Dad, am I adopted?

Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?

I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

The thing I don't like about shopping centers...

When you see one, you've seen a mall.

What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.

Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

They had better reflexes than the trading center.

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.