Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??
I don't know, I just fly the drone
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
Why was the tower of Pisa was leaning
They had better reflexes then the trading center
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
WELCOME TO THE FAST FOOD DIVORCE CENTER WHERE YESTERDAYS LIES ARE TODAYS FRIES
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
