Help jokes
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
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HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"