Help jokes
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
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Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"