this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao
are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in
ex-bf's gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
Roses are red your mums a Queer fucking hell can’t get out of first gear
your mamma so ugly when the baby came out of her the baby didn't cry the baby said what the hell is this shit and walked out of the hospital.
yo mama so karen that when she went to hell she asked satan for the manager.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell of I know)
you call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
rot in hell? more like nasty-ass thot in a well.
When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!
Me: Oh hell nah
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan* No one: Literally no one: Me:Time to make his life hell😈
my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it
i have a friend who dont have a dad he says: ur useless go to hell me: wait why do u want me to join ur dad
Me Friends-Evan-Did you do some dumb Sh_t-Me-Hell yeah-Evan-Did you get us both in trouble-Me Hell yeah-Evan-Will i still help you cause you are my best friend?-Both-F_CK YEAH
alya and freshfry wondering WERE THE HELL ALEX IS!!!
squril:i got a joke dog:what the hell is it squril:i clicked my nuts and clickedmy poop
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the Halibut(hell-of-it)
Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
