Hell jokes
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.π
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Memes
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didnβt know! π€£π€£
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus π. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: π How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" π So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
What the hell dam, hell dam?
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."