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    • 1, 2 look at your shoes.

    3, 4 they look better than yours.

    5, 6 you have no friends.

    7, 8 you look like a ape.

    9, 10 don't you like men?

    11, 12 hell naw I like females.

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about makin' fun of someone by listing out their flaws and roasting them. It's like a playground rhyme gone wrong, ending with a jab about their looks and preferences. Now go read a book!

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    • Comments (43)

    • I meant to put spaces on the numbers

    I messed up on the female part

    Does rhyme say 12345678 dumbass

    why do you always feel the need to swear it doesn't make you cool get a life

    DreamBlue

    why do you always feel the need to swear it doesn't make you cool get a life

    You telling me to get a life but you're on this website talking to random people you don't even know

    DreamBlue

    why do you always feel the need to swear it doesn't make you cool get a life

    Dumb ass bitch ass hoe ass. nigga >:D

    Angel_Izzy

    You get a life tbh

    i agree, you should

    GG Miller

    You telling me to get a life but you're on this website talking to random people you don't even know

    and so are you :)

    GG Miller

    Dumb ass bitch ass hoe ass. nigga >:D

    oh nice, you're telling me the only words you have in your vocabulary. Try harder!

    DreamBlue

    i agree, you should

    Nahhhhh my life already shit sooo

    Comment deleted by GG Miller
    DreamBlue

    oh nice, you're telling me the only words you have in your vocabulary. Try harder!

    HA, you saying im a try harder im not wasting my time on your pathetic @ss, you just a low life loser with no friends, Domestic rat tail water headed ahhh

    DreamBlue

    and so are you :)

    i have friends in real life on here that i talk to, and the ones i dont know.. what do you care

    GG Miller

    HA, you saying im a try harder im not wasting my time on your pathetic @ss, you just a low life loser with no friends, Domestic rat tail water headed ahhh

    are you okay? Do you really have no one to talk to? Do you really have no one else to vent your feelings on except random people like me on the internet? I can be your therapist since you can't afford one :)

    GG Miller

    HA, you saying im a try harder im not wasting my time on your pathetic @ss, you just a low life loser with no friends, Domestic rat tail water headed ahhh

    I think you tried really hard on your answer. Thanks for wasting your time on random people on the internet!

    GG Miller

    i have friends in real life on here that i talk to, and the ones i dont know.. what do you care

    i have friends, too! Nice, right?

    It's nice to have friends :)

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    DreamBlue

    I think you tried really hard on your answer. Thanks for wasting your time on random people on the internet!

    AWWW you really took time out your shitty day to argue with a 12 year old, HA, THANK YOU

    DreamBlue

    It's nice to have friends :)

    HA, YOU HAVE FAKE FRIENDS

    DreamBlue

    I think you tried really hard on your answer. Thanks for wasting your time on random people on the internet!

    NO PROBLEM

    GG Miller

    AWWW you really took time out your shitty day to argue with a 12 year old, HA, THANK YOU

    You're twelve? Explains a lot

    GG Miller

    HA, YOU HAVE FAKE FRIENDS

    It's true, you do :(

    DreamBlue

    are you okay? Do you really have no one to talk to? Do you really have no one else to vent your feelings on except random people like me on the internet? I can be your therapist since you can't afford one :)

    You didn't reply to this, so that means you didn't have anything to say. So I win. I hope to never see you again. :)

    I love how DreamBlue is roasting GG Miller so bad without swearing one single time. You're awesome DreamBlue!

    Such creative answers!

    I thought GG Miller was cool.. I guess not. You lost a follower dude :'(

    Miller should really get a life. He thinks he’s so cool

    And DreamBlue deco won that roast battle without even trying πŸ˜’

    GG Miller

    AWWW you really took time out your shitty day to argue with a 12 year old, HA, THANK YOU

    He wanted to donate some of his precious time to poor people like you πŸ₯Ή

    I think you guys should chill out, GG might feel quite sad

    DreamBlue I follow you btw

    Brisk Surgeonfish

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