If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is so simple, even you should get it! Bruno Mars, the singer, shares a name with the candy bar "Mars Bar". So, if he owned a pub, it would be a pun-tastic name! Get it? You're so dumb that you probably think that you are smart.