Mars Bar jokes
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Community
I'm incredibly bored with nothing to do so I'm gonna say this:
What do you guys think the best chocolates known to man kind are?
Here are some of my fave's:
~Tim tams
~Cherry ripes
~Milky way
~Caramilk
~Freddo frogs
~Snickers
~Mars bar
Hmmm, what else? 😜