Mars Bar jokes
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.