Mars Bar jokes
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.