Hell

Hell Jokes

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend. :)

-Dark_Humor

Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home 🏠? Because he didn’t now what the hell to do.

3 men go to hell, Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer you go to heaven. The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers he goes to hell, the next man asks if he knew how to make furniture he goes too, the third man poke a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said " nope this one "😂

Friend. Do you think she likes me. Me.. Yah. friend... Really😀😀😀. Me.... hell no. Friend...đŸ˜„đŸ˜“đŸ˜«đŸ˜­đŸ˜­đŸ˜­đŸ˜­đŸ˜­đŸ˜­ you did not have to be so honest.

So there was this kid and he went to a store and said to a person there "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo "Why the hell are you here, shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere."

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crùme Cookies”, I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point..they sure as hell aren’t real now!