Hell jokes

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?

He'll have you in "Stitches"!

What's the difference between school and Hell?

There is no difference.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?

Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.

Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.

Teacher: He did not.

Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.

Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.

Suzy: Then you can ask him.

Why did that fish cross the road?

Just for the halibut (hell of it)!

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

Why the "hell" is this here?

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?

Hellephino (Hell if I know)

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: Time to make his life hell.😈