two geys came in to the bar and said what's um you big faf mother of hell
What is death hell because there is no brige to heven
alya and freshfry wondering WERE THE HELL ALEX IS!!!
ever wondered how jesus got rid of the cross that killed him? burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell Bent and far back
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend. :)
-Dark_Humor
"When God sends me to hell...I want him to hesitate." -Techno
Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home đ ? Because he didnât now what the hell to do.
how do you boil holy water?...you boil the hell out of it
3 men go to hell, Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer you go to heaven. The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers he goes to hell, the next man asks if he knew how to make furniture he goes too, the third man poke a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said " nope this one "đ
Friend. Do you think she likes me. Me.. Yah. friend... Reallyđđđ. Me.... hell no. Friend...đ„đđ«đđđđđđ you did not have to be so honest.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
why satan dint stoped sanding mesaages to god about hell?
cause they made a juice out of him
So there was this kid and he went to a store and said to a person there "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo "Why the hell are you here, shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere."
hell o america
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says âChocolate CrĂšme Cookiesâ, Iâve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I donât even know at this point..they sure as hell arenât real now!