Bf:what do you think about our love?
Gf:count the stars in the sky
Bf:aww its infinity
Gf:nope just a waste of time
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
Give a man a match he will be warm for hours Set him on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life
Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! 🌸
I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
what is i joke that will never end even tho you want it to? For me life
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Jesus saved me from eternal fate. But I didn't want to get saved I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
Wakende forever didn’t last forever
And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster
doom is eternal
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Jesus said to his disciples "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life". Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
