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Loving Wiener

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I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.

The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"

My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."

Categories

  • Penis
  • Wiener
  • Hand
  • Body
  • Relationship
  • Stroke

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, numbskull. So, this dude Joseph is naked, right? And the nurses are all like, "WTF, why is your pee-pee so friendly?" And get this, his pee-pee starts purring and touching them! Can you believe this guy? It's supposed to be funny because it's so weird and makes no sense. Based fact: You probably think this is normal. Ew.

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I have a open relationship with my penos sometimes its there sometimes its sleeping on another man (I am not gay)