I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction! 😂😂🤣☺️
I PUT THE FUN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Erectile dysfunction.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients he performs fellatio on them
What was the doctor's diagnoses on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? teraerectile dysfunction
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain't hard
I met a talking lizard the doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction 🦎
When you have erectile dysfunction it could be expressed as the leaning tower of Pisa.
Guys say “A wrecked isle dysfunction” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex? erectile dysfunction
