Dysfunction jokes

I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

My stepdad beat my ass before he left.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction!

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

Erectile dysfunction.

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.

Which do you choose?

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.

It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.