I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
I PUT THE FUN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL
Erectile dysfunction.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
I met a talking lizard the doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction 🦎
Guys say “A wrecked isle dysfunction” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs
