Dysfunction

Dysfunction Jokes

Abuse

I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

Scale

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Stepdad

What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

My stepdad beat my ass before he left.

Grandma

Grandma isnโ€™t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.

Which do you choose?

Rapper

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Hair

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

Dinosaur

What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.