Super Market jokes

It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.

I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!