What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Epileptic Kid
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull. This joke is dark. You got a kid who's epileptic, meaning they got seizures, right? Now, throw in some cocaine, which makes you all jittery and shaky. What do you get? A human earthquake! Get it? You're probably as shaky as that kid if you don't understand.