Anorexia jokes

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.

"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.