Anorexia jokes

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.

"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."

Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.