Anorexia jokes

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.