Anorexia jokes

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.

"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."

Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.