I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Anorexic Daughter
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy is all like, "Oh, cool skeleton!" to their neighbor, right? But BOOM, the neighbor hits them with the truth bomb: it ain't no decoration, it's their kid who's, uh, not eating so good. Get it? You wouldn't, you're probably on the phone all day posting thirst traps.