why do we tell actors to break a leg
cause every play has a cast
why do we tell actors to break a leg
cause every play has a cast
Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor