Health jokes
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
You know who else has dementia?
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