Health jokes
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?