Sleep Comparison Contest

  • My friends:

    Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

    Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

    Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

    Me: You guys are getting sleep...

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you sleep-deprived simpleton. The joke is that the author's friends are complaining about getting less sleep, but the author isn't even getting any sleep at all. It's like a competition of who's more tired, and you, my friend, are always last.

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  • Comments (7)

  • Stupid shit joke who gives a fuck?

    who gives a stupid shity fuck about u bitch?

    Dude I do not go to sleep untill it is the morning and even then I have to go some were so I do not get sleep

    Sleepy Malamute

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