Sleep Comparison Contest

My friends:

Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

Me: You guys are getting sleep...

Explanation

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Explain Bear

Listen here, you sleep-deprived simpleton. The joke is that the author's friends are complaining about getting less sleep, but the author isn't even getting any sleep at all. It's like a competition of who's more tired, and you, my friend, are always last.