A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. The joke here is that the dude is addicted to Twitter, right? And he tells his doctor. Now, "follow" on Twitter means you subscribe to someone's updates. So, the doctor is making a pun, saying he doesn't "follow" the guy, meaning he doesn't understand him, but also he doesn't subscribe to his Twitter feed! Get it? You probably don't since you're so dumb.
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