Genital Warts Poem

Listen up, buttercup. So, this joke is like a twisted love poem. It starts all sweet with roses and violets, then BAM! It hits you with genital warts. The punchline is that the person telling the poem has warts and now you will too. It's dark because it's about a gross disease instead of love, and it's funny because it's so unexpected and icky. People like you probably don't get out much.