Health

Health jokes

Rhyme

    • Jack and Jill went up a hill

    To pick some dill.

    Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

    And he needed a painkiller pill.

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    Vaccine

    • A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....

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    • Nut

    • One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"

    Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."

    His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"

    Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.

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    Teacher

    • A note for My arts/health teacher:

    oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.

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    Doctor

    • Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.

    "Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.

    "Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"

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    Dentist

    • A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.

    The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."

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