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Syndrome

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

History class

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

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    • Syndrome

    What number is better; 46 or 47?

    I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

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    • Memes

    Health memes

    Girl

    If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.

    Soda Can

    Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?

    Good thing it was a "soft" drink!

    Rhyme

    Jack and Jill went up a hill

    To pick some dill.

    Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

    And he needed a painkiller pill.

    Pill

    JACK AND JILL 2.0

    After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,

    Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,

    And Jill screamed "Chill!"

    Shampoo

    Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.

    Potato

    What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?

    A baked potato.

    Tree

    How do you lift a depressed person up?

    No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.

    Dream

    One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

    Crime

    Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

    Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.