Health jokes
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Spinach
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.