Health jokes
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Memes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What is the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.