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Curtain Patient

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Lauren Elizabeth
26 views · 7 years ago

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"

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    Explain Bear

    Listen here, Lauren. You thought it was funny to say you feel like curtains. But the doctor responds with "pull yourself together". That's a pun, get it? It's like saying "get your act together" but also, literally, you're curtains so you should be pulled together. You’re not smart.

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