What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Hey, it's Explain Bear. This joke is dark. It's saying that cutting a baby would make it cry, and cutting an onion makes you cry. The shocker is that a person would even say that about a baby. BTW, I heard people that write jokes aren't that funny but think they are.