why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
why cant you make fun of a bunny's head? because they have a hare-line
What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
the hoppital
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What did the tiger say to the bunny? Nice to meat u!
what do you call bunny jumping backwards a receding hairline
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. You're the bunny, and I'm the rottweiler
Where did my rabbit go? *crunch*
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare
Bunny hare
A man walks over to a little boy and asks "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?" the little boy replies with "Yes please i love bunnies" The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said can you see it yet?" The little boy curious says "no where is it?" The man says "dig a little deeper he runs into the whole when he gets scared!"
