Floss jokes

You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?

A: Use dental floss.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

You use dental floss.

Dentist: Open up, sir.

Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.

Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.

Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.

Dentist: Do you need help??

Me: Yep.

Dentist: ...

Me: ....

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

Because they like to floss.

How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.

A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.

The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."

What do you call an Indian with pink hair?

Ghandi floss.

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because some kid was flossing!

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

If O2 is H2O, what is F?

It is H2O too; F is water as well.

The Flanders Song

God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."

Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.

Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."

"Leave me alone!"

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.