dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper
How do you blindfold an Asian? You use dental floss.
What you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss
im so skinny i could use floss as a noose
A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!!!!!
WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH
BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS
A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing
Q:How do you cover a Chinese's eyes ?
A:Use dental floss
