Lemon aid jokes

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?

A. Lemon-aid.

Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?

A: Lemon aid.

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What do you give a sick lemon?

A lemon-aid.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Spread your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because he had a sour stomach.

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter