Criticism jokes

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

The joke above me sucks.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?

Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!

Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Stop copying each other, fucking losers!

MrBeast: *breathes*

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There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.