Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Health Jokes
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
