Health jokes
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.