Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
Fat.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Arden is so fat!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
