Health jokes
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Memes
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Arden is so fat!
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.