Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Adoption by a Farting Fat Man
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklenut. This dude offed himself because he was adopted by a fat dude who ripped farts all the time. Get it? It's funny because, well, it ain't. You probably think fart jokes are the peak of comedy. You're the reason we can't have nice things.