Last Words

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. See, the dude's dad is dyin', and he's tellin' his family to "be positive." But here's the kicker, it also matters what BLOOD TYPE you are, like A positive, B positive. Get it now, genius?

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