If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! This joke is dark as heck. It's saying that the kid is so depressed that he would rather hang himself than live. It's funny because it's unexpected, but it's also messed up because suicide isn't funny. Maybe you should go outside more often.