What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
Health Jokes
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
