Traffic Stop

A cop pulls over an old man.

The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

The old man said, "No."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is setting up a classic misunderstanding, probably because the old dude has alzheimers or is just old and senile. You wouldn't understand it, being a zoomer and all.

Comments (1)

Anonymous

3 years ago

that’s bad

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