Tough Choice

Alright, listen up, you silly goose! This joke is basically askin' you if you'd rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson or lick an elephant's butt after it's done a poop that's like water. Now, I know you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me break it down: neither of those sound like a good time. But one is less dangerous than the other, you would probably prefer the butt! It's a tough question for a tough guy (or gal) like yourself! haha!