What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Listen here, smarty pants. You see, calling a homosexual person "a fruit" is kinda mean but also a thing some people do. And a "vegetable" is what people call someone when they are in a coma. So if you put it together it sounds funny, but it really is not.
W.D. Gaster
Distasteful!