Dilemma jokes
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.