Dilemma jokes
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
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A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
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help me decide ... my alarm is set for 6:30am but if i dont sleep i get bad headaches and fall asleep in class (its 22:50pm)
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