Dilemma jokes
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?