Dilemma jokes

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!

Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?

Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.

Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?

Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.

Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.

Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.

Me: ...

Would you rather:

Fight Mike Tyson

Or

Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

What is it about sisters who argue?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?

All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?